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He be jammin | BECKY WAS A BEAUTY FROM SOUTH ALABAMA
HER DADDY HAD A HEART LIKE A NINE POUND HAMMER
THINK HE EVEN DID A LITTLE TIME IN THE SLAMMER
WHAT WAS I THINKIN'?
SHE SNUCK OUT ONE NIGHT AND MET ME BY THE FRONT GATE
HER DADDY CAME OUT WAVIN' THAT 12-GAUGE
WE TORE OUT THE DRIVE, HE PEPPERED MY TAILGATE
WHAT WAS I THINKIN'?
OH, I KNEW THERE'D BE HELL TO PAY
BUT THAT CROSSED MY MIND A LITTLE TOO LATE
'CAUSE I WAS THINKIN' 'BOUT A LITTLE WHITE TANK TOP
SITTIN' RIGHT THERE IN THE MIDDLE BY ME
I WAS THINKIN' 'BOUT A LONG KISS
MAN, JUST GOTTA GET GOIN' WHERE THE NIGHT MIGHT LEAD
I KNOW WHAT I WAS FEELIN'
BUT WHAT WAS I THINKIN'?
WHAT WAS I THINKIN'?
BY THE COUNTY LINE, THE COPS WERE NIPPIN' ON OUR HEELS
PULLED OFF THE ROAD AND KICKED IT IN FOUR-WHEEL
SHUT OFF THE LIGHTS AND TORE THROUGH A CORNFIELD
WHAT WAS I THINKIN'?
OUT THE OTHER SIDE, SHE WAS HOLLERIN', "FASTER"
TOOK A DIRT ROAD, HAD THE RADIO BLASTIN'
HIT THE HONKY-TONK FOR A LITTLE CLOSE DANCIN'
WHAT WAS I THINKIN'?
OH, I KNEW THERE'D BE HELL TO PAY
BUT THAT CROSSED MY MIND A LITTLE TOO LATE
'CAUSE I WAS THINKIN' 'BOUT A LITTLE WHITE TANK TOP
SITTIN' RIGHT THERE IN THE MIDDLE BY ME
I WAS THINKIN' 'BOUT A LONG KISS
MAN, JUST GOTTA GET GOIN' WHERE THE NIGHT MIGHT LEAD
I KNOW WHAT I WAS FEELIN'
BUT WHAT WAS I THINKIN'?
WHEN A MOUNTAIN OF A MAN WITH A "BORN TO KILL" TATTOO
TRIED TO CUT IN, I KNOCKED OUT HIS FRONT TOOTH
WE RAN OUTSIDE, HOOD SLIDIN' LIKE BO DUKE
WHAT WAS I THINKIN'?
I FINALLY GOT HER HOME AT A HALF PAST TWO, LATER
DADDY'S IN A LAWN CHAIR SITTIN' ON THE DRIVEWAY
PUT IT IN PARK AS HE STARTED MY WAY
WHAT WAS I THINKIN'?
OH, WHAT WAS I THINKIN'?
OH, WHAT WAS I THINKIN'?
THEN SHE GAVE A "COME AND GET ME" GRIN
AND LIKE A BULLET, WE WERE GONE AGAIN
'CAUSE I WAS THINKIN' 'BOUT A LITTLE WHITE TANK TOP
SITTIN' RIGHT THERE IN THE MIDDLE BY ME
I WAS THINKIN' 'BOUT A LONG KISS
MAN, JUST GOTTA GET GOIN' WHERE THE NIGHT MIGHT LEAD
I KNOW WHAT I WAS FEELIN'
YEAH, I KNOW WHAT I WAS FEELIN'
BUT WHAT WAS I THINKIN'?
WHAT WAS I THINKIN'?
I KNOW WHAT I WAS FEELIN'
WHAT WAS I THINKIN'?
GUESS I WAS THINKIN' 'BOUT THAT TANK TOP
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BECKY WAS A BEAUTY FROM SOUTH ALABAMA HER DADDY HAD A HEART LIKE A NINE POUND HAMMER THINK HE EVEN DID A LITTLE TIME IN THE SLAMMER WHAT WAS I THINKIN'? SHE SNUCK OUT ONE NIGHT AND MET ME BY THE FRONT GATE HER DADDY CAME OUT WAVIN' THAT 12-GAUGE WE TORE OUT THE DRIVE, HE PEPPERED MY TAILGATE WHAT WAS I THINKIN'? OH, I KNEW THERE'D BE HELL TO PAY BUT THAT CROSSED MY MIND A LITTLE TOO LATE 'CAUSE I WAS THINKIN' 'BOUT A LITTLE WHITE TANK TOP SITTIN' RIGHT THERE IN THE MIDDLE BY ME I WAS THINKIN' 'BOUT A LONG KISS MAN, JUST GOTTA GET GOIN' WHERE THE NIGHT MIGHT LEAD I KNOW WHAT I WAS FEELIN' BUT WHAT WAS I THINKIN'? WHAT WAS I THINKIN'? BY THE COUNTY LINE, THE COPS WERE NIPPIN' ON OUR HEELS PULLED OFF THE ROAD AND KICKED IT IN FOUR-WHEEL SHUT OFF THE LIGHTS AND TORE THROUGH A CORNFIELD WHAT WAS I THINKIN'? OUT THE OTHER SIDE, SHE WAS HOLLERIN', "FASTER" TOOK A DIRT ROAD, HAD THE RADIO BLASTIN' HIT THE HONKY-TONK FOR A LITTLE CLOSE DANCIN' WHAT WAS I THINKIN'? OH, I KNEW THERE'D BE HELL TO PAY BUT THAT CROSSED MY MIND A LITTLE TOO LATE 'CAUSE I WAS THINKIN' 'BOUT A LITTLE WHITE TANK TOP SITTIN' RIGHT THERE IN THE MIDDLE BY ME I WAS THINKIN' 'BOUT A LONG KISS MAN, JUST GOTTA GET GOIN' WHERE THE NIGHT MIGHT LEAD I KNOW WHAT I WAS FEELIN' BUT WHAT WAS I THINKIN'? WHEN A MOUNTAIN OF A MAN WITH A "BORN TO KILL" TATTOO TRIED TO CUT IN, I KNOCKED OUT HIS FRONT TOOTH WE RAN OUTSIDE, HOOD SLIDIN' LIKE BO DUKE WHAT WAS I THINKIN'? I FINALLY GOT HER HOME AT A HALF PAST TWO, LATER DADDY'S IN A LAWN CHAIR SITTIN' ON THE DRIVEWAY PUT IT IN PARK AS HE STARTED MY WAY WHAT WAS I THINKIN'? OH, WHAT WAS I THINKIN'? OH, WHAT WAS I THINKIN'? THEN SHE GAVE A "COME AND GET ME" GRIN AND LIKE A BULLET, WE WERE GONE AGAIN 'CAUSE I WAS THINKIN' 'BOUT A LITTLE WHITE TANK TOP SITTIN' RIGHT THERE IN THE MIDDLE BY ME I WAS THINKIN' 'BOUT A LONG KISS MAN, JUST GOTTA GET GOIN' WHERE THE NIGHT MIGHT LEAD I KNOW WHAT I WAS FEELIN' YEAH, I KNOW WHAT I WAS FEELIN' BUT WHAT WAS I THINKIN'? WHAT WAS I THINKIN'? I KNOW WHAT I WAS FEELIN' WHAT WAS I THINKIN'? GUESS I WAS THINKIN' 'BOUT THAT TANK TOP THOSE CUTOFFS