Apex Legends Teammates

YOU ACTUALLY GET GOOD TEAMMATES; THEY PING EVERY LITTLE DETAIL; THEY LOOT FROM YOUR DEATHBOX; THEY'RE A TTV TRYHARD WRAITH WITH A SWEATY SKIN THAT LEAVES WHEN THEY TAKE 00000.1% DAMAGE; THEY LEAVE; THEY LEAVE IN A RANKED MATCH; THEY LEAVE AS CHAMPION; THEY'RE A KID; THEY STEAL DIBBED LOOT; THEY PLAY AS RAMPART