I made some stuff

Bisexual: most people don't have cooties
Pansexuals: nobody has cooties

Greysexuals: You all have cooties… but sometimes you don’t.

Demisexuals: Cooties go away sometimes after I get to know the person on a personal level.

Oh my god this is great

aro ace thankyou

Lol

lol

Lel

lal

Gender fluids: ... Ah shoot-
Non-binarys: *Laughing in power*

Straights: Yes, my gender has cooties.

i am immune to the cooties

What are cooties /j

Me: idc if u have cooties as long as you bring cookies 🍪

*Laughs in cooties are not a thing in my school*

Lmao

real