Meanwhile, back in 1780...
Lukeathon: Hello James, how is your day?
Jamestown: Jolly good, I found my wife's night cap.
Lukeathon: Splendid! What shall we do with it?
Jamestown: I do not know, perhaps I shall stick my [REDACTED] in it.
Ever since then, people have gotten off to people sleeping. wtf is wrong with yall