YOU SNEEZE INTO YOUR HAND. YOUR HAND HAS GERMS. YOU WIPE IT OFF WITH A TOWEL. THE TOWEL HAS GERMS. YOU PUT IT IN THE TRASH. THE TRASH HAS GERMS. YOU PUT IT IN THE OUTDOOR TRASH. THE OUTDOOR TRASH HAS GERMS. IT'S TOUCHING THE ROCKS, WHICH IS TOUCHING THE SIDEWALK, WHICH IS TOUCHING THE ROAD. AND UNDERNEATH THE ROAD IS THE EARTH'S CRUST. YOU JUST GAVE THE WORLD YOUR GERMS. too late *bazooka reloads*