Why Can't You Just Be Normal

Heh-

Actually tho

Lol

Lol

Y e s

Let’s start a chain

*steals ribs*

Hu.
*thud*

*gives back ribs*
If they feel wierd, don't question it ;)

Eh.

I did NOT curse them

Mhm sureeeeeee

Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaah :)

NOBODY HAS STOLEN MY KIDNEYS YET HAH! (I have protection because this is the anniversary of my aunt’s death from kidney related diseases) aka if you steal them I will die of trauma

*steals kidneys* nobody is safe, not even my judge

*dies of trauma*

^w^

*shaves off fur*

*screams*

*pours blood on*

...?

You are now an extra-red fox.

○°○

Rest in peace, and sorry for your loss

Are my kidneys safe?

Probably.
I’m not the one stealing them so

Fren?

Fren

You are not safe from my boyfriend, kings.little.fox

Oh no

He stole from Cardinal, but not me, yet

I won't steal from you tho

Protect them with all of your fox repellant *gets flashbacks to zootopia*

*flashbacks to why I became furry*

*steals your liver and eats it* i think ill take them kidneys too and uh, swallow them whole so i can give them to the damned fox

*dies of trauma again*

lol

im a rat, i have no pockets.

Foxes eat rats :)

*pulls out death star* don't even bub

*blows up death star*

-_-

*eats chu*

*slices open your body and escapes*

Some folks are born made to wave the flag
Hoo, they're red, white and blue
And when the band plays "Hail to the chief"
Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no senator's son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no furtunate one, no
Some folks are born silver spoon in hand
Lord, don't they help themselves, Lord?
But when the taxman come to the door
Lord, the house lookin' like a rummage sale, yeah
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no millionaire's son, no, no
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no fortunate one, no
Yeah-yeah, some folks inherit star-spangled eyes
Hoo, they send you down to war, Lord
And when you ask 'em, "How much should we give?"
Hoo, they only answer, "More, more, more, more"
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no military son, son, Lord
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no fortunate one, one
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no fortunate one, no, no, no
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no fortunate son, no, no, no
It ain't me, it ain't me...

Wait…if you’re sliced open then I CAN STEAL MY KIDNEYS BACK *steals back kidneys and puts on padlocks*

Also applies to me and him

Lol

If you join the Discord server for this stream, you'll understand

Yea I can't have discord sadly

Oof