yo mama so fat she brought a spoon to the super bowl
yo mama so fat that when she decides to skip a meal the stock market of food drops
you mama so dumb her favorite basketball team is dunking doughnuts
yo mama so fat that when she buys a fur coat the entire species goes extinct
Yo mama so stupid that she put a pillow her computer in case it crashes
yo mama so ugly she won a scary costume contest with no costume
you mama so stupid she ignored the the second the; should I continue