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Well, well, well. It appears that u/jojojojojonesy is a fellow Vappy f**k connoisseur. However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.

Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused, and have the f**k of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.

And hat's only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.

There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be f**ked, while also f**king your Vappy at the same time! Me-owth, that's f**king right!

But, but, but! There's still f**king more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of f**k. While you're f**king your male Vappy, possibly while also being f**ked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being f**king massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be f**king illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for f**k!

Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome f**ker like me. That's right. There's. Even. F*cking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don't need a Sylveon's feelers for

I have a dream. That one day every user in this stream will control their own images. A stream of the truly free, dammit. A stream of action, not words, ruled by members, not site mods! Where the rules change to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where moderation powers are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every user is free to think - to act - for themself! F**k all these limp-dick femboys and chickenshit fun stream users. F**k this 24-hour internet spew of borzoi and Saturn bullshit! F**k MSmg pride! F**k the LGBT! F**K ALL OF IT! MSmg is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new MSmg will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The cringe will be purged and the trolls will thrive - free to post as they see fit, they'll make MSmg great again!... In my new MSmg, people will post and troll for what they BELIEVE! Not for status. Not for points! Not for what they're told is based. Every user will be free to post his own memes!

Hey! Making disgusting copypastas os MY JOB!

I have better ones

Oh Puh-lease! Hit me with your hardest

Also I like raping minors

When a giww buys a vibwatow~ its seen as owo a nommed of uwu knotty fun. But when a guy owdews a 240 vowt f**kmastew pwo 5000 bwowup watex doww wif 6 speed puwsating va**nya~ ewasticized anyus wif nyon-dwip cummie wummy~ cowwection tway~ togethew wif optionyaw buiwt owo in weawistic owgasm scweam suwwound sound system~ he’s cawwed a furvert uwu? smh doubwe standawds nyowadays. OwO >.<

If the victim can't even read and understand what you're saying it doesn't work. I literally had a brain tumor trying to understand the first sentence

Day 74 of no fap

As I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog I couldn’t see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy. My ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5’6”. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me.

Being that I was 10 minutes early for work, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with beta BF. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike.

I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Testo-chakras into my Vastus Medialus muscles as I assumed a sprinters starting stance. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of sex hormone fueled rage. Exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. As I phased through the helpless female target I nutted directly into both of her Fallopian tubes, destroying her previously unbroken hymen and causing her to orgasm INSTANTLY. As I began to slow down 33.6 light years later, I realized that while she would have wanted to thank me for giving her the gift of my superior seed that she was already dead and gone having raised my CHAD progeny to repopulate the earth.

As I float into the the celestial abyss of the greater Crab Nebula I am not filled with regret for having left my world, but rather happiness for having left it a better place.

10/10 perfect anime intro monolouge

you want my worst?

yes

It was a normal day, Colonel Bubonic was sitting there at work awaiting orders from the higher ups or just waiting for something to happen. During her free time she'd always fantasize about fire and burning thigs down. She loved to imagine a house disappearing in a yellow orange blaze. These thoughts always turned her on. "God I wanna see stuff burn~, no I wanna burn~~" She'd always say to herself. Bubonic smiled looking at the lighter in her hand "Someday" she whispered. "Someday I will see something go up in flames." She started withering away into fantasy when there was a knock at her door. "A General requests to speak with you Colonel." a voice called out from behind it. Bubonic sighed in partial annoyance. "Come in!" She said as she stuffed her lighter in her bra This was her favorite place to put it on the right side close to her heart. The door opened a man walked in. Bubonic snapped into a salute "Sir." she said. "I have an order for you dear Colonel, one that I know you'd rather enjoy." Her heart fluttered, something she'd enjoy? Is it burning?? "And that is?" she looked at the General awaiting his answer. "I need you to burn down West Denseburgh, the rioters need to be taught a lesson." Bubonic smiled heavily she didn't feel like hiding her excitement. "It will be done sir." She saluted once more. "Good. Good. I knew you'd be up for the task" the General said whilst walking out of her office. Bubonic was in a fluttery daze she was so exited. "Oh f**k~" she said "Its finally happening~" She raced out of the base and caught the next train to Denseburgh.

"Better Call Saul presents: Slippin' Jimmy (2022)," is the greatest work of art ever created, rivaled only by "Morbius (2022)." The characters are deep and multidimensional, storylines are rich and complex, the animation is top-notch, unrivaled by even the best Pixar films.

The setting, a bleak 1970s Chicago, works so well here for the mature humor and situations the characters of "Slippin' Jimmy" find themselves in. I can thoroughly say I've never seen world-building quite as fantastic and deep. The episode plots are superb as well. For example, in the third episode, the main character "Jimmy" gets addicted to weed after being forced to smoke ten pounds of the most expensive strain by a drug dealer, who is secretly Jimmy's arch-nemesis "The anti-Jimmyer." Right as his brain is about to fry over, he is swiftly visited by "Poochie" from "The Simpsons" and 37th US President Richard Nixon who saved him from his crippling addiction and gave him Opioids instead. His drug dealer was caught, and revealed as "The anti-Jimmyer." Right before the episode ends, "Jimmy," with his new power of Opioid addiction, says his signature catchphrase "It's Slippin' time!" as he kicks "The anti-Jimmyer" into the moon.

As a person who has never seen "Better Call Saul," I can safely say I will never be watching it, as it's portrayals of the characters in "Slippin' Jimmy" couldn't even hold a candle to it if they tried. All in all, "Slippin' Jimmy" is truly one of the shows of all time and is exactly the kind of programming I'd see when I turn on AMC late at night when I'm drunk and high before changing the channel almost immediately. 11/10.

Pizza Tower is a 2023 platform game created by the indie developer Tour De Pizza and released for Windows and Steam Deck exclusively through the Steam distribution platform. The game follows pizza chef Peppino Spaghetti as he traverses the titular tower to save his pizzeria.

The gameplay centers around increasing score, maintaining combos, gathering collectibles, and moving fast, with a variety of maneuvers and attacks to do so. At the end of each level, the player activates an escape sequence in which they must return to the beginning of the level while timed. Unlike most other platform games, the player does not have health or lives in regular gameplay, and there are no traditional game difficulty levels; rather, the difficulty of most levels depends on what the player chooses to achieve.

Pizza Tower's design takes heavy inspiration from entertainment during the 1990s, especially the fourth generation of video game consoles. The game's elements and mechanics are inspired by the Wario Land, Jazz Jackrabbit, Earthworm Jim, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Metroid video game series, while its visual style has been compared to cartoons such as SpongeBob SquarePants, The Ren & Stimpy Show, and Courage the Cowardly Dog, as well as early Microsoft Paint graphics.

Pizza Tower was released on January 26, 2023, to positive reception from critics and players alike, who praised its gameplay, aesthetics, music, humor, and similarities to the Wario Land series.

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

I have a dream. That one day every user in this stream will control their own images. A stream of the truly free, dammit. A stream of action, not words, ruled by members, not site mods! Where the rules change to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where moderation powers are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every user is free to think - to act - for themself! F**k all these limp-dick femboys and chickenshit fun stream users. F**k this 24-hour internet spew of borzoi and Saturn bullshit! F**k MSmg pride! F**k the LGBT! F**K ALL OF IT! MSmg is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new MSmg will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The cringe will be purged and the trolls will thrive - free to post as they see fit, they'll make MSmg great again!... In my new MSmg, people will post and troll for what they BELIEVE! Not for status. Not for points! Not for what they're told is based. Every user will be free to post his own memes!

Why did I read that in Joe Biden’s voice

Because of the yt video

Yeah probably.