if you friend me on discord i'm making your nickname a nuclear throne character

Damn wish it was tomorrow so I could find out what Nuclear Throne is about

I also wish I had 4 days to spare in order to get 20$ for an overrated Nintendo game

it's about a bunch of mutants in a dying multiverse
you get to play as one of the mutants (of your choice) and you unlock them as you play

I probably would’ve known that if it were tomorrow bc the game is free

the closest thing to a main antagonist is probably the Captain
but i won't spoil anything more

Good bc im still getting the game tomorrow

Boy I wish I had 20 dollars for rain World but ofc life gotta screw you over and make that harder than it’s supposed to be

rain world is hard as f**k

I’m always up for a challenge
But why do they gotta charge us for a challenge wtf

it's actually really fun after you unlock the red mega cancer bitch

If you’re talking about rain world, then thanks for adding salt to the wound

yeah

Why’d mine “rogue”?

first female character that came to mind

Oh okay

also look at your f**king username

Wdym?

Why am I "Rebel"?
Who even is that?

second female character that came to mind

I AM SANDS?!

YEAH
YOU'RE SANDS

NO F**KING WAAAAY!
*Megalovania starts playing.*