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I SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS A GORDON FREEMAN. EVER SINCE I WAS A BOY I DREAMED OF TAKING OVER THE COMBINE BY MYSELF WITH A CROWBAR. PEOPLE SAY TO ME THAT A PERSON BEING A FREEMAN IS IMPOSSIBLE AND I'M F**KING RETARDED BUT I DON'T CARE, I'M BEAUTIFUL. I HAVE 10 BOXES OF BUCKSHOT SO I CAN SHOOT THOSE ALIENS WITH MY SPAS-12 SHOTGUN. FROM NOW ON I WANT YOU GUYS TO CALL ME "GORDON" AND RESPECT MY RIGHT TO WHACK PEOPLE WITH A CROWBAR SILENTLY. IF YOU CAN'T ACCEPT ME YOU'RE A GORDOPHOBE AND NEED TO CHECK YOUR HEV SUIT. THANK YOU FOR BEING SO UNDERSTANDING.