Goofy turtle (also I look pretty dumb in this picture, ignore that)

you look like a chubby version of my cousin

Im 87 pounds-

jesus christ you're f**king light

Ye I don’t mind though because im jacked like a giga chad.

im 127 pounds

Thats a picture of you?

bro thats Jason Kelce💀

YOURE JASON KELCE!?

yes peter your in fornite

GO***MN YOU SMALL

Yep.
Also 5’q

5’1

IS THAT WHY YOU LOOK 11

Nah.

that might affect ur rizz by a tad bit not enough to care tho just keep being a rizzler

Its alright bro, I have natural rizz.
Some may even call me a cm.

alright bro keep on rizzing

You too.
You’re the man, man.

Don’t even.

bro looks like a dhar mann actor

Ehhhh

Face reveal ong frfr?

Its not my first face reveal though.

i think i should call the local kindergarten because it looks like one kid ran off and created an imgflip account, this is a joke :)

Turtle

Not editable.

Damn

you aint ching chong my guy why do you care

💀

tortol

Yes its adorable.

He looks like a human tho

🤨🤯

Does he make care of you

Yes.

Tell ur Hooman I said hi

No.

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Yes, yes I am.

Nice

Tortle.

Eat it

N^^^^^^ga no.

Do it

Kys

Ok

you look like an 8 year old

Yes im aware.