I've figured out the Krabby patty secret formula!!!!

Enchantment table

The Krabby patty secret formula is a magical recipe.

Cocaine plus whale meat

xd btw spongebob is on rn and he is trying to figure out the formula

Lol

perfect timing

Wanna know the true secret ingredient of the Krabby patty??? (It's not cocaine or real crabs)

its meth

Nope. Guess again

hmmmm furrys

Nope. It's whale meat. (Specifically the dead carcass of pearl's dead mother that mister Krabs killed in the war and is serving the meat to the bikini bottom residents and is also raising pearl like a pig for slaughter so he can turn her into Krabby patties) also meth.

yessssssssssss

Mr Krabs is the most evil SpongeBob character!!! He's a sick freak who I'm pretty sure would marry money if it was legal! He would kill his own daughter just to make a buck. Despicable.

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