She once ate 3 cooked porcupines

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but that checks out

he once drove a car, crashed it, then blamed it on some random dude

canon

played undertale at least once

he eats pizza with a fork and knife

goes to art museums to shove over mannequins and break them and blames it on a random person

whats a headcanon

something that isn't conformed about a character but you like to think it's true

maybe used green food coloring to make his own hair dye

He questions his sanity and cries uncontrollably daily

Will slowly dissolve bones in any meat he eats

canon

Also
Watches Kirby gameplay on Wednesday

he’s a virgin that dreams about being brutally railed by 62 big black men