Sincerely, the Empire.

It's simply a return to sender policy

Dear Empire, I HAVE NO FREAKING IDEA WHY THIS IS! I also agree with my comrade's comments but I have always wondered that myself. Have a great day and stop trying to take over the galaxy.

Dear Empire, our Jedi has a blue lightsaber and eyes that aren't red, the good guy color, while your Jedi have red lightsabers and your emperor has red eyes, the bad guy color. Explain. -Rebellion

I can’t believe those stupid conspiracy theorists who believe the emperor is evil; they are a serious danger to our democracy, and also, while we use red colors (the true good guy colors), you scum use green colors (the true bad guy colors), and you have yet to explain why your race uses such colors, which rightfully belong to us (the Empire).

Dear empire, who are you to choose what colors are good and what colors are evil? Also, no one can own colors. -Rebellion

Color Theory -Empire

What do u have to say about this? -Rebellion

he is beneath the empire now we listen to the mouse
-Empire

Red black and white are the mustache man colors so they are good. Green and blue must be inferior colors and therefore step into the shower.

Wow, I didn't know the Empire had sunk so low that they listen to mice. -Rebellion

The Rebellion listens to dead people Mickey is an all-knowing god- Empire

Mickey is a fake mouse. We don't listen to dead people, we listen to the force. -Rebellion

You are weak give into the anger this conversation causes join the Empire- Empire

We're not weak, we blew up two of your death stars because you left an exhaust port unguarded. Also, we will never give in to you. -Rebellion

You have still yet to explain why you stole our color, please let us swap lazers - Empire

We can swap lasers as long as you don't try to kill us when we come to swap. -Rebellion

Fair enough, the trade will take place tomorrow - Empire

Alright, meet us on Hoth at 6 pm. -Rebellion

No, all major trades with the Galactic Empire must take place in Imperial Territory, however we do have our own bases in Hoth, in case your interested - Empire

L B0S0 The mandolorians have joined the chat

Alright, Coruscant then? -Rebellion

Dun da DAAAAAAAAAAA

As a trooper I can confirm.

Who else was angry about this for their whole childhood?

*raises hand 🤚* Me