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Go woke, go broke! | This is a
"safe space" for your
coming out story; But not
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4,385 views 23 upvotes Made by bbbadboy 2 years ago in politics
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I accepted Monopoly money deposits as cash (crypto currency) at SVB What could possibly go wrong? | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Have you had a chance to read up on the details of the SVB crash? It's really amazing! They were holding long-dated bonds as assets to cover short-term liabilities. ANYBODY in the company could have seen that something bad was about to happen. And the people with a responsibility to identify risks to the bank's position, including that idiot woke bitch, were literally out holding diversity events instead of doing their jobs.

Unbelievable!!!

X(
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where monkey | So where was the FDIC overseers while this was happening? | image tagged in where monkey | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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SHRUG | Being woke and stupid as f--k Isn't a violation of securities laws! | image tagged in shrug | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
It'll be interesting to find how many other banks are in a similar position. With interest rates rising so much recently, it's entirely possible there are many others.

Sitting on older, lower-interest bonds is fine unless you suddenly have to sell them. At that point, they'd be sold at a significant loss in this higher-interest environment--which is exactly what happened to SVB.

That's not to say the Fed is wrong to be raising interest rates. With the senile creep trying to crash the system, higher interest rates are the only thing keeping inflation under control.

The greater evil was keeping interest rates at essentially zero for YEARS. That allowed younger people in banks to come up in an artificial environment, which they tragically failed to understand until interest rates went back up to historically-normal levels.

Either way, we're now living in interesting times!

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