[Snickers]
I don't know about you, but I think my show is far more entertaining than those two combined. I mean come on, at least I talk about shit that matters. I tell you, I have a way better show than both of them. HAH! Honestly, to even think they can succeed with my show around? Absolute dumbasses. Come on!
I checked out some of the stuff they were talking about, and they are mentally deranged. Caveman radio’s music is absolute ass. I wanted to rip off my ears the entire time I was there. At least it’s not airing during my time, sheesh. That would heavily discourage people from listening.
Don’t even get me started on the Arab Blanket Show. Oh my god. They are just saying words that make no sense. And the worst part? They think they are funny. Hey, I don’t think I’m funny. I KNOW it. But those idiots say 9/11 and then burst out laughing. At least make a joke about it!
Anyway, I’m glad those guys have found something to do besides sit around all day, but they should leave radio shows up to the professionals.
[Laughter, then a pause]
Now, let's move on to our next segment. I had the privilege of interviewing a very special guest. He’s a man who has been convicted of multiple murders and has been dubbed "The Cereal Killer" by the media because he only kills people who eat cereal for breakfast. He’s currently serving a life sentence in prison, but he agreed to do a phone interview with me.
[pause]
So, without further ado, let's get to the interview.
[dialing phone]
Randumb: Sup, is this The Cereal Killer?
Cereal Killer: Yes, it is.
Randumb: Aight, thanks for joining us today. So, I gotta ask, why do you only kill people who eat cereal for breakfast?
Cereal Killer: Well, I just hate the sound of people slurping milk and cereal. It’s like nails on a chalkboard for me. And besides, it’s a pretty unique way to choose my victims, don't you think?
Randumb: Yeah, I guess you could say that. So, what's your favorite cereal?
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