WHY THE HELL IS KEENU REEVES AT MY HOUSE AT NIGHT

It’s pretty obvious. He’s sent to kill you or to protect a dog

I didn't do shit to his dog

You have a dog, right?

yes I have 2 fat dogs

He is there to protect the dogs

Oh ok, but I wish he could stop standing outside my bedroom door at night!

Lol

I also think he lives in my walls and steals my food

Now Keanu Revees can do many things, but I doubt he steals

Then where do my human livers keep going

I swear I leave 4 human livers on the counter and walk away, next minute they are gone

That would be the Cryptid under your bed

My house is a bit crowded with uninvited guests

Ja