HERE'S A LIST OF DISTURBING BUT VERY CONVINCING SPONGEBOB THEORIES (WILL CREDIT THE THEORISTS); 1. THE SKIN THEORY (NOT SURE WHO CAME UP WITH IT)
2. THE SQUILLIAM THEORY (ALEX BALE)
3. THE TELEVISION THEORY (ALEX BALE)
4. THE MRS PUFF THEORY (ALEX BALE)
5. THE EVOLUTION THEORY (ALEX BALE)
6. THE NEPTUNE THEORY (ALEX BALE)
7. THE GOOFY GOOBER ALIEN DEATH CULT THEORY (ALEX BALE)
8. THE TIME TRAVELLING GHOST PIRATE THEORY (ALEX BALE)
9. PATRICK HAS MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THEORY (THE THEORIZER)
10. THE GARY IS AN ALIEN GOD THEORY (THE THEORIZER)
11. THE SPONGEHENGE THEORY (KURSTEN RUNQUIST)
12. THE SECOND MRS PUFF THEORY (THEORIZER)
