You can’t rhyme against the dark side of the Force, why even bother
So many dudes been with your mom, who even knows if I’m your father
You’re a pissed off little prick with a Napoleon dick
You call that a mustache? I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip
You bitch, let me remind you who you’re messing with
Everything that you did, I’m the motherf**ker who invented it
I’m the original Dark Lord, you’re like the Sorcerer’s Apprentice
My Stormtroopers make yours look like someone took a piece of shit and cloned it