Woah Woah Woah, Christians do not frickin talk like that, it's more like: I have more proof that I have a baseball than you do that I don't because you see, the fact that we are talking about one and that Baseball could not exist without one implies that it exists... yada-yada-yada
also its not like we can just show you him, we try to do miracles and everybody says they're frickin fake
