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Now onto the actual show.

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Good evening, folks of MSMG. Today we've got quite an interesting problem. The master crown has been stolen. That certainly doesn't happen every day. How does that even happen? Well, let's find out.

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The culprit? Pfft- I... I cannot. It's some weird-lookin egg thing with clothes. Its name is apparently Magolor. Kirby, Meta Knight, King Dedede and Bandana Waddle Dee are on their way to stop that dude. The whole thing should be over pretty soon. They look pretty goofy, but I heard they have quite the powers.

So from what I'm getting, a spaceship from our planet flew out of... a wormhole? Oh, it's called the... Lor Starcutter? What a stupid name. It doesn't sound right and it sounds like something from a video game. Idiot. Anyway, apparently the "Lor Starcutter" was specifically designed to hop from dimension to dimension. Apparently it crashed on the planet Popstar. Huh, stupid planet name.

So this is the part where the guys Kirby, Meta Knight, King Dedede and Bandana Waddle Dee, go investigate. What were they doing together? They don't seem like the kinds of guys who would enjoy each other's company. They found the ship and the Magolor guy. He said his ship was scattered everywhere and that the people need to go get it for him. Jeez, what an arse. So they did that and they flew back. Alright, anticlimactic.

So then after they came back to Halcandra, the asshole Magolor... told Kirby that Landia, our local dragon, is evil? WHAT THE HELL? Dude, that is so fսcking messed up. Ugh, just reading it leaves a bad taste in my mouth. He said it... took over Halcandra. Jesus christ. Anyway, the guys took the bait and unfortunately, Landria was defeated and split into four separate dragons. So... our local dragon was just defeated? Like that?

[A few seconds pass, and a long groan is heard.]

It was now that Magolor revealed his plan to steal the crown, he snatched it and said something about becoming all powerful and stuff and blah blah blah. Honestly, we probably should've guarded the crown better. That's on us. Christ, you can't just do that to our dragon. Don't kill dragons, people.

So. After all of that ruckus, I guess it's really just a waiting game. The master crown should be returned in no time and hopefully our dragon will also be okay. I'll go visit it someday. So uh, it's no big deal, tune in tomorrow to hopefully hear an update.

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So after that big surprise, I'm sure you're dying to hear about another one of my music tastes. This time, it's the beloved Will Wood. He has absolutely great albums with ridiculous song titles.

I have decided that just talking about a song artist's history is kinda boring so I will just talk excessively about them. So uh, yeah. You're gonna have to sit through this.

Will Wood is a fսcking kick-ass awesome dude. My favorite musical artist. You know what, fսck you. You're gonna listen to one of my favorite songs by Will Wood. Remember when I said he had ridiculous song titles? Yeah. This song is called "The Song With Five Names, A.K.A. Soapbox Tao, A.K.A. Checkmate Atheists! A.K.A. Neospace Government, A.K.A. You Can Never Know". It's my favorite.

[Cue a very muffled version of this song: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1vhVT86chqE]

Yeah, so people often describe his music as every single genre, and honestly, it's true. I like to describe his music, specifically the album SELF-ISH as "chamber pop". Chamber pop is like rock but with pop aspects, like piano. It's a really groovy genre and it's what makes Will Wood really unique.

His albums all feel very different, but they all have the same chaotic feeling to it. Even some of his more mild songs like "...well, better than the alternative" still contains some craziness. I highly recommend Will Wood if you wanna have an existential crisis over music and if you like fast-paced songs. Personally, I've listened to so many Will Wood songs that it is hard for me to listen to any slow songs. That was evident when my friend tried showing me Mitski. Why does she sing so slowly?

Will Wood is fluent in a lot of instruments AND is fluent in comedy. Literally what else could you possibly want? He also dresses super funky and honestly, if you look at some of his outfits and then listen to his music, you'll definitely go like "Yeah, that makes sense."

So, today we covered the recent events with the master crown (which will definitely be resolved quickly), and about the hit indie/alt musician Will Wood. Remember, stay tuned tomorrow to hear about the case with the master crown.


What's your opinion on today's episode? Do you have any unanswered questions? Do you want to suggest a topic? DM me if you want your voice to be heard in the next one.

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Whoops- hang on-

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