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3 ups, 1y,
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i'm gonna kill itself
1 up, 1y
oh.
2 ups, 1y,
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Satan is a f**king bitch
It’s always distracting me from prayer
2 ups, 1y,
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kick its ass
2 ups, 1y,
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I try to
I pray for it to go away
2 ups, 1y,
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it should give up
2 ups, 1y,
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It won’t
It’s job is to lead us astray
The ironic part of it all is Satan acknowledges Allahs presence, unlike many humans
2 ups, 1y,
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well i sure learned a lot today
2 ups, 1y,
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Wanna learn more
2 ups, 1y,
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absolutely
2 ups, 1y,
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Uh ok
What about
2 ups, 1y,
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sorry i went on a cave tour today i’m just a bit hyped
about allah, ig
2 ups, 1y
I had a cave trip in September
1 up, 1y,
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sure
1 up, 1y,
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Alr so there was a man who killed 99 ppl
His conscience is nagging at him so he goes to a scholar and asks if he can be forgiven
The scholar says no so he kills the scholar
The murderer goes to a second scholar asking if he can be forgiven
The scholar says yes and tells him to walk on foot to X place
He dies along the walk
The angels who come to check on his deeds come
His bad deeds and good deeds are exactly even
The angel of death comes down and tells them to measure the distance between the murder era start and his desired destination; if he is more than halfway, he will likely not suffer the punishment of the grave as well as that of Hell
They measure
He’s on the line; exactly halfway
The angel of death orders a remeasure
This time, he is barely over the line, closer to his destination
Allah order the Earth to shrink a portion of it purely for the sake of this man
This serial killer
This is Allahs mercy and his forgiveness
1 up, 1y,
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so he shrunk the earth for the man?

damn
1 up, 1y,
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Sounds weirded when weirded like that
But yes
1 up, 1y,
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Damn bro is dedicated
0 ups, 1y
Yes
0 ups, 1y
Sry I’m late
1 up, 1y,
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awesome
1 up, 1y,
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It was amazing
1 up, 1y,
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i bet
1 up, 1y,
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You win your money on taht one
1 up, 1y,
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awesome
1 up, 1y,
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Indeed
1 up, 1y,
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anyway

Allah
1 up, 1y,
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Uh
What do you wanna learn abojt
1 up, 1y,
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the quran, its contents or something
1 up, 1y
Ok so
The Quran contains most of the guidelines for Islam
Anything else would be a quote of the prophet
1 up, 1y,
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what are the guidelines
1 up, 1y,
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1 up, 1y,
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oh damn
1 up, 1y,
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Qurans are h u g e
1 up, 1y,
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Damn bruh how many rules does Allah have
1 up, 1y,
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Yes
Rules are the saving Grace to society (f**k you anarchism)
0 ups, 1y,
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Do you remember all of them or do you frequently look to the Quran
Anarchism is ass 💀 (i’m socialist)
1 up, 1y,
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Most Muslims do their best to memorize what they can of the ig Arabic text but not we’re just know what’s good and what isn’t
1 up, 1y,
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ohhhh alr
1 up, 1y
Yea
And even if we need to cite something, the chances of the rule in question being false are slim
The Quran is a whole lot of info
And stories
1 up, 1y,
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how many rules do you say there are about
1 up, 1y,
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I could legitimately name thousands
1 up, 1y,
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jesus christ
1 up, 1y,
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Don’t say names like his in vain
1 up, 1y,
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whoops

what do you think is the most important rule
1 up, 1y,
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That’s a really tough question
I think that you just need to believe, bare minimum
1 up, 1y,
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oh alr
1 up, 1y,
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Because Allahs mercy is so powerful
He will (and has literally) moved portions of the Earth to forgive people
1 up, 1y,
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holy shit that’s awesome
1 up, 1y
Wanna hear a story
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