Randumb Radio Show

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Today’s sponsor is Blue Wolf’s Mac N cheese. Gotta be my favorite brand. They’ve got all different types of pasta, cheese, and even other things in the mac. I’ve never had stuff in my mac n cheese other than the mac and the cheese. It’s pretty cool, and once again you can order online.

Now onto the actual show.

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Good evening, folks of MSMG. Today was quite an uneventful day… Oh wait! Cheez! That little bitch has done it again. How does he not learn from his mistakes? Lets find out today.

Previously known by many names, starting all the drama as ZoeyStark, or something similar to it. Jeez, he was a loser through and through. I remember him saying I was “too weak for MSMG”. I then insulted his relationship with his parents! I guess he was the one that was too weak for msmg!

[Awkward laughter from me]

Anyway, he flagged everything and downvoted everything. Many people got comment timers because of his stupidness. What a baby.

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Then, he did it again while being known as Royal-Cheez, or something like that. I don’t keep up with him. That time was a real ruckus. He had promised he wouldn’t do it again. Ugh… How rude.

And now, three times the charm, they say. Unfortunately for Cheez, or Cheez-the-Hellbringer, three times wasn’t enough. He certainly did not live up to the ‘Hellbringer’ title and was merely a pain in the f**king ass.

I suspect this is a result of him not being loved enough by his parents, but maybe he was just born like the loser he is. Who knows?

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Today, I have decided to expand more on stuff to talk about besides news. We are exploring the wonderful music taste of me, your awesome and cool and wonderful and smart host. To be more specific, we’re talking about Lemon Demon.

Lemon Demon is a musical project and band formed in 2003 by Neil Cicierega. He has made various soundtracks, including unused ones in Gravity Falls, a show I personally love. Today, he is making many albums of funky music that kicks ass.

Lemon Demon started out as “Trapezoid” and “Deporitaz”, but i’m pretty sure he was sued for that. He made soundtracks and changed to Lemon Demon when he was ready to use his voice, which was f definitely the right decision to do, since his songs are some of the best ones out there.

In 2005, he made an animation with some guy called The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny on Newgrounds. This was his most popular song for a while, and was also the first song i’ve ever heard by him. It’s amazing, and I have never expected myself to groove to a crossover such as that!

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Oh yeah, he also made a buncha albums after that but most of them aren’t important.

He made Dinosaurchestra in 2006, which is the best Lemon Demon album, and it contains The Ultimate Showdown, along with many other popular songs. My favorite is Fine, which is also my favorite overall song. Many of the songs are cheerful with a dark undertone, including Fine and Your Imaginary Friend. The album is about Neil traveling back in time to form a band with dinosaurs. How absolutely cool is that?

His most popular album is Spirit Phone, made in 2016. It’s got Touch-Tone-Telephone, Cabinet Man, and many others. A lot of the songs are pretty famous and the Saul guy even made a music video for Touch-Tone-Telephone. Yep, that’s right. THE Saul guy. The one and only. That is so f**king cool. The album overall sounds a bit… uh… how do you describe it… Cryptid and weird-ish. The album is about a dead guy trying to communicate with the living. All the songs tell a story, and I recommend it.

He’s also the guy that made the infamous meme song Two Trucks. That’s right, if you haven’t heard of two trucks having sex at least once, honestly. What are you doing with your life?

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Anyway, I think he is releasing a new album quite soon. I can’t wait for it, his music is awesome and he is one of the best music artists I have ever heard.


What’s your opinion on today’s episode? Do you have any unanswered questions? Do you want to suggest a topic? DM me if you want your voice to be heard in the next one.

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epico

wha

it’s like spacefanatic’s thing

very cool

thank you

memechat me

aight

it’s more like 8:30 show, but idc

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