Why are you flirting with your sister wtf

Could ask the same to Dipper

HELL NO

Yeahhhh Mystery Twins

STOP

Dipper's POV:

"Mabel?" I called her name for the second time. Still no response. That's when I saw Mabel's door wide open.

I was really confused. She NEVER left it open. Ever. I knocked on the door. "Mabel, you in here?" I asked, even though I knew she wouldn't answer.

Even though the room was dark, I could still see her lying in her bed, facing the other way. I walked over to the side of her bed, no hesitation this time.

"Mabel?" No answer. I came to the conclusion she was asleep and was about to leave when something caught my eye.

Her fingers were moving under the covers. I smiled. She's faking. I knew it! I turned back towards her and shook her, but not too hard.

She slowly moved up. "Dipper!" She groaned. "Why did you wake me up?"

"Because you were already awake."

She turned to me and smiled. "How'd you know?"

I smiled back. "I'm your twin. You can't put anything past me." My smile faded. "So... why did steal Wendy's truck."

Her smiled faded as well and she let out a sigh. "I-I don't know." She began to twirl her hair again. Wow, she's done that a lot lately. "It's just- when I saw you two kissing, I guess I was, kind of, you know..." She took a deep breath. "Jealous." She looked away from me as she finished.

"You were?" I asked before remembering her feelings for me. I knew what it was like to love someone, but always have an enemy in the way.

Mabel turned back to me. "Listen, Dip, I'm sorry that I was being a baby about this. I should've been happy for you two."

I saw her starting to cry. "No, Mabel. It's okay."

She was obviously surprised. "Huh?"

I tried my best to explain. "Listen, I have no clue why I kissed Pacifica. I dunno, it just happened. And you saved me from that, Mabel."

"Oh, wait a minute. You don't like Pacifica?" Now she was intrigued.

I shook my head. "I mean, she's a lot more fun that she used to be, and I think I actually like her as a friend, but I don't LOVE her." I looked down. "Besides, I'm in love with someone else."

I never meant to say that last sentence. Suddenly I saw that goofy grin that I knew so well forming on her face.

"Really? Who?" Yep, that was Mabel for you. Always wanted to know.

I didn't answer. I was trying to come up with another person, but my mind went blank. Dammit, brain! Now is NOT the time.

Mabel grabbed my shirt and shook me violently. "Tell me! I gotta know." She whined.

And that's when I decided. No more lying. I HAVE to get this off my chest now!

I took a deep breath. I tried sp

I took a deep breath. I tried speaking, but words wouldn't come out. I was scared to say it. But I had to.

Mabel was getting impatient. "C'mon, bro bro. You can tell me anything." She said in her cutest voice possible. She's not helping. Oh well. C'mon, Dipper, enough of this. Just SAY it.

"It-it's you." I choked out.

Mabel's POV:

"Wha?" was all I could get out. I couldn't believe it. Did he just say that or am I going crazy?

"You. I'm in love with you." He repeated, much better speaking that the first time.

"B-b-but I thought..." I didn't need to say any more.

Dipper nodded. "Mabel, I was so stupid, for so long. It had to be you. You are the most awesome and most beautiful girl I had ever met. No one could compare to you, in my opinion. Mabel, I-I love you."

"I-" My mind was officially blown. I couldn't find the right words. "Dipper, I don't know what to say."

Dipper smiled. "Then don't say anything." Suddenly, we felt the urge to lean in and kiss each other. And that's exactly what we did.

Kissing him was even better the second time, now that I knew he loved me. Eventually (and I do mean eventually) we broke the kiss, but this time he didn't run away.

I only had one question left to ask.

"So... are we together now or what?" I asked.

Dipper smiled. "I'd be honored."

I squealed as I jumped into his arms and pulled him into another kiss. Then another. And another.

Between kisses, Dipper stopped me.

I frowned. "What's wrong, Dippingsauce?"

"Nothing. It was just... what would happen if someone found out?"

I bit my lip. I hadn't thought of that. "What are we gonna do?" I panicked.

Dipper scratched his chin as he thought. "Listen to me, Mabel. We can't tell anyone about us. Not Grunkle Stan, not Soos, not even Wendy. We can't take the risk of someone finding out. You got it?"

I hesitated. Would I actually be able to lie? I almost never lied and when I did, it wasn't very convincing. I slowly nodded.

Dipper smiled. "Good. Now, where were we?"

The fact that it took you so long to respond implies you read it and were interested

The f**k was I supposed to do?
Respond with something random?

Go cry to Stan

No

Call Onan Co’Brien at (666) 719-029

No

*The Mystery Shack phone rings*

Oh god

*The phone is ringing*

I’m not picking it up

*Stan answers it*

Stan: Uh huh. Yeah. Great.

*hangs up*

…

What am I doing with my life

Stan: Kids, I'm leaving to... do some stuff. All I'll say is, watch MSTV at midnight tomorrow.

*He grabs suitcases and leaves*

Um ok

Me

Dang I was gonna say myself

Jeff-

HELL YES

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