Real White Angry Bird

m a t i l d a

I haven't heard that joke in a coon's age

(Coon actually comes from an ancient folk legend that says that raccoons are very long-lived. A history of racial intolerance is the only thing that stands between you and saying, "coon" as much as you want.)

I bought some limey chips. You like the redskins?

And I brought a Jigger to go with those chips

I heard the middtime show might cause us to sni**er

better hope there aren't any chiggers to make you sni**er

I always sni**er at niggling chiggers. The guy I bought my ticket from was so n**gardly I swear. I was short 3 cents and had to go to an ATM to get them.

What a shame

how bout' we go get a nip of kraut from the hot dog man

Bet. See ya after school.

alr

I'll go bum a f*g for a smoke break in the meantime

ok that one just sounds gay

Yeah I'm leaving that out

DONT SMOKE

(the sports team