Haha

Hey uhh I gave that up long ago
You don't get any maidens, happy?
Anyways, I say we clear the shelves of such fanfics at shops!

Ah, that took me back a few years...

What a tune.. not sure how to describe it as these text boxes remove all tone of voice..

I'm not encouraging it. I don't even know what it is- hahah-

lmao

Well, I do know a little tune myself- shall I?

DadaDUN DUN
(recognize?)

I'm not even half done!

...Skip through the flowers,
while away the hours...
Give me the power
Or end up d e a d !
You won't believe what goes on in my head...

Yep-
I'm performing tomorrow

I could never do that-

I signed up for it, and I'm fully confident in one of two songs
...maybe I'll make a recording for y'all in my spring break spare time

oop-

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
whar else should I say

*pop*

Alph wat dafu- happened

Good question. However, I don't think this is your home.
...While I'm chatting with this new guy, think you could grab me a bag of popato chisps, Alph?

(That had me smiling for a solid 20 seconds-)
Well moving on, I do know a little song/poem- but you need to be not faint of heart, but I have a feeling y'all are good on that

(Yay :D)

It's excessively psychopathic, narcissistic, and overall completely unhinged.. if you want then I'll begin.

Do I get a third vote to uneven it or is someone still broken?

Alright-
SpiraLing,
Ever whirLing,
A twirl to the hurdy-gurdy's TUNE, space and time unfurLing,
A war between the Sun and Moon!
Telling only lies,
see without your eyes-
Wish on the rise, or e v e r y o n e d i e s . . .
That's but the beginning, there's much more!

ALL design now unfolding, we hold in a reckoning for crime's growing hold on your galaxy's starlit shine! R i p apart the whole,
Know that heads will roll!
Lose all control...
I ' M I N C O N T R O L !

(Kokichi loves lies, he is an amazing liar)

(Cool)

Alright, thanks.
...Alright, could I ask who you are, mate? Don't think I recognize you from my list..

I thought you were Halt from Roblox Doors if he possessed a lazy af skelebone.

💀

I see.
Well, welcome to the middle of nowhere! This, isn't... that location.
Welcome to Ohio.

Ehh, not that bad. Looks like a lego version.
...I've seen Sanana the Skenana and his brother, the great papaya, this is nothing.

I don't even- you know what?
*phone beeps*
*on speaker* 911, what's your emergency?
I think I need a bulldozer to come through here, there's an abomination in the bricks.
*on speaker* sorry, that's not our-
DO IT

Bro's showcasing their entire collection-

And yet this is skill a public post-

Y e a h

Y e p
Also
Idk anymore

Idfk ask the Omori crew anything ig-

(Me who doesn't know anything bout the game: EEEEEEEEEEE)

*aHeM*

no SPOILERS

You have good taste in, well, taste....tell me, how do you feel about salt on watermelon? People seem to disagree on it..

I see..
So, barbecue or ranch?
Don't ask why I'm only asking of food

Yea I just don't f*cking know what to ask

Could be an unproven statement.. I am rly boring tho, so I wouldn't be surprised-

I say boring is better than the idots I find at school, and you're not boring anyways.

oKaY-

I wanna play myself, sorry-
I remember it specifically popping up on the N E-Shop
(NES real)

Okay
okay-
Then ask Kokichi Oua anything bc I'm a weeb

uhhhhhhhhh
alright let's see here
Do you know
how to cook-?

Okioki interesting-
I wonder what it's like, knowing people...

Lovely...
I'm not exactly... violent, myself, but... I know how to kill. Not that anyone doesn't-
Yeah I have no life

(Also I got hurt with a ball again-)

(zad)
F u n .
Well, can't say I've ever been kidnapped... though it would spice things up for once, the same things over and over and over... well, perhaps it's just me being picky, about- wait, my bad. Not about me.. Uhm.. kinda random, but fave food?

Oop-

And then
We get some morbidly obese german guy with a jagged moustache and a thick accent to run them all through with his motorbike for gold coins!
(not sure if you understand what that means)

Lmao

WAH HAH HAH-
*closes jaw manually*

whar-

(It may or may not be a specific taunt of the W-man)

Oh-

Also-

Me when I get to sing two songs in front of my entire school alone: