Pump gacha v5

Jake: Halt right there!

Pump: ...

Jones: This isn't you

Pump: This IS me!

Greyrage: Were you brainwashed

Pump: No.

Greyrage: Who did this to you?

Pump: ...

Greyrage: Do you remember?

Pump: Nope.

Greyrage: Was it Eggman?

Pump: ...

Jones: *Arrives on scene with 7 more escorts*

Pump: ...

Jones: Pump is that you?

Pump: Yes.

Jones: What happened to you?

Pump: I'm a criminal now...

Jones: Why?

Pump: *shrugs*

Jones: I thought you were a good person

Pump: Jake?

Jake: Yes and you better not Rob that bank

Pump: OK.

Jake: *Guards the bank*

Pump: ...

Jake: *Watches him*

Pump: ...

Jake: *Calls Jones*

Pump: ...

Jake: Me Lord something is up with Pump

Pump: Nope.

Greyrage: *Tries to turn him back*

*it doesn't work*

Greyrage: *Tries to find someone who can*

Pump: ..

Jake: *Watches closely*

Pump: ...

Squilliam: Let's do it

Jack: need help? *Loads gun*

Mr. Wolf: You may.

Jack: *smiles* I'll do it after we've got out of the car

Mr. Wolf: OK.

Jack: *looks out of the Window*

Mr. Wolf: Jack?

Jack: ye?

Mr. Wolf: You OK?

Jack: ye. Just thinkin about my lil Brother...

Mr. Wolf: Oh, you have a little brother?

Jack: not anymore. Our mother killed him, so i killed our mother and ate her. That's when i became criminal.

Mr. Wolf: Oh...

Jack: i was 13 when it happened.

Mr. Wolf: ...

Jack: nowdays, people say I don't have feelings.

Mr. Wolf: ...

Jack: .....

Mr. Wolf: ...

Jack: ...

Mr. Wolf: So what now?

Jack: Where's your base?

Mr. Wolf: *drives to the Bad Guys's base*

Jack: *gets out of car* *shoots the woman*

Mr. Wolf: ...

Jack: *makes a campfire* *roasts the woman on it* yumm

Pump: ...

Jack: want some?

Pump: No thank you.

Jack: haha, i knew you wouldn't eat human. It tastes like pork, just better.

Pump: Still no.

Jack: i didn't ask you again. *Eats woman*

Mr. Wolf: Mine.

Jack: who drives? Lets go

Pump: *gets in the car*

Jack: *gets in car, pulls hostage in too*

Pump: ...

Jack: let's go.

Pump: Alright.

Jack: *smiles*

Mr. Wolf: *drives off*

Jack: what i do to hostage? Can i kill her?

Pump: I've got my friends here.

Jack: ye but do you need help?

Pump: They can help.

Jack: and I'm bored. I'm a cannibal. I want to help

Pump: OK.

Jack: can I help?

Pump: Ask Mr. Wolf.

Jack: and where is he 🙄

Mr. Wolf: Right here!

Jack: so, can i help ya rob the bank?

Pump: ...

Mr. Wolf: Yes.

Jack: good. If someone dies I'm getting a free meal....

Mr. Wolf: ...

Jack: what? I am cannibal. I eat humans. And I'm HUNGRY

Mr. Wolf: OK, OK.

Jack: let's do it.

Mr. Wolf: Alright.

Jack: my gun is loaded, and I'm ready. Are we going in now?

Mr. Wolf: Yes.

Jack: *smiles* *walks to da bank*

Pump: *follows*

Jack: *points gun at the cashier* This is robbery!

Cashier: *sticks his hands up*

Jack: give me the damn money!

Cashier: *gives him the money*

Jack: AND NOBODY MOVES OR THEY DIE

Pump: ...

Jack: I'm professional criminal.

Pump: ...

Jack: why ya silent 😶

Pump: I just am.

Jack: anyway, are we taking hostage

Mr. Wolf: Uh...

Jack: because this is YOUR robbery. If it was mine, I'd take a hostage. You choose now.

Pump: Yes.

Jack: oookay. *Crabs a beautiful woman* AND NO ONE CALLS POLICE OR SHE DIES

Pump: ...

* walks backwards out of the bank* so... Car or helicopter?

Mr. Wolf: Car.

Jack: yours or mine?