[Commercial break]
Onan: Alright, folks, it's time for our next segment. We have a spinning wheel and a can of gasoline. What could possibly go wrong?
[The crowd laughs as Onan sets up the spinning wheel on stage and places a can of gasoline next to it.]
Onan: Okay, now the rules are simple. I spin the wheel, and whatever it lands on, I pour gasoline on. It has pictures of various things around the studio, hopefully it doesn't land on Walt over there.
[The camera pans to Walt, the band leader, who is amused. The audience laughs]
[Onan spins the wheel, and it lands on a picture of his desk.]
Onan: Oh no, not my desk! I mean, I love this desk, but rules are rules. Let's do it.
[Onan picks up the can of gasoline and starts pouring it on his desk. Suddenly, the desk catches fire and the flames start to spread.]
Onan: [panicking] Oh my goodness! Oh no! This was a terrible idea!
[The fire department rushes on stage with fire extinguishers and puts out the fire. Onan looks embarrassed as the crowd applauds.]
Onan: Well, that was a disaster. I guess we'll have to come up with some better ideas for next time.
[The crowd cheers as Onan comically tries to clean up the mess on stage.]
Onan: Well, we... uh.. have backup desks. laughter When we come back, musical guests, "The Screams Are Getting Louder."
[Cheers as the next commercial break starts]