be born

be a kid

I flipped off my brother without knowing that it was offensive

the things i said

I thought killing people was physically impossible when I was young

I once said the n word when I was 10

Oh my god where do begin

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Come out as gay

Even though I literally have no intention of having a spouse

So uh, funny story

When I was like younger than 10, I would put my finger in a fan we owned

One day, I did it, I just heard this "BRZZZT" sound, my finger hurts, I look at it and there was like this huge cut in it

Yeah...

Better Call the Paramedics

I stuck my middle finger up and I didn't know what it meant and one time I woke up and yawned then went back to sleep

"your mom" - every 6 year old