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Erin: Hello there! Whatcha got there?

"hm?"

Erin: I said whatcha got there!

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Phantom- uh...

*pockets the knife and runs*

Phantom- hey! Come back!

*keeps running*

Phantom- *follows*

*cornered*

Phantom- so now that I have caught up...who did you kill?

"that's my business."

Phantom- tell me or I will call the cops

*narrows eyes*

Phantom- I will do it...I'm not bluffing

*takes a breath*
"phantom. it'd be a shame if you didn't make it home. . .i suggest you do so RIGHT now."

Phantom- do you think I care if I go home!? I want to know answers RIGHT now.

"fine. . .i'm part of the mafia."

Phantom- really!? Can I join?

"sure."

Phantom- yay! I've always wanted to join a mafia or an illegal gang!

*smiles*

Phantom- ok so when do I get to start?

"come with me."

Phantom- ok!

*devin takes you to a warehouse*

Phantom- ooo cool

*doesn't notice you*

Phantom- *takes a few steps back and looks around*

...

Phantom- what are you doing?

*looks at you and seems stunned*

Phantom- why do you have a knife?

"phantom-...i-"

Phantom- what did you do!?

*looks panicked*

Phantom- tell me what you did...now!

Phoenix stares at them with a confused look
"Uhhh..."

"you haven't changed"

"Stop changing the subject, what are you doing?"

"i'm......"

"Well?"

"i- i need to go-"

He tries to look behind them

*pockets the knife*

"What were you doing with the knife?"

"my job."

"What are you, a killer-for-hire?"

"some guy that owes money"

"Should'a known."

"yeah, "

"..."

*doesn't notice you*

"H-Hey!"

*turns to look at you and looks stunned*

"What are you doing?"

"phoenix..."

"What?"

"is that you?"

"Yes..?"

"it's been forever."

"It.. has."

"no. i'm.....part of the mafia."

"The mafia? The- The Italian mafia?"

"no. but you've got the right idea."

"Oh."

"yeah...typical mob things"

"I'm guessing that includes murder?"

"yeah"

"Interesting."

"yeah"

"Who did you kill?"