We do a little trolling

“Hey Batman, do you wanna know what Pokémon I caught?”

“What Pokémon did you catch, Joker?”

“I caught a Lopunny, Batman. I caught a Lopunny.”

“Oh no, Joker, don’t tell me…”

“You already know what I’m gonna do to that thing, Batman.”

“No, Joker! It’s an animal Joker, you can’t!”

“There are no laws against the Pokémon, Batman! I can do whatever I want with it!”

“OH NO NO NO DONT DO IT JOKER”

“IM GONNA DO IT BATMAN”

I love Lopunny. I hope someday I catch her and then she can be my sex slave. Her ears would be stroked against my erecting cock. It would feel so good I would cum almost immeditatly. And then I would tie her hands together behind my back and we just lie together for hours. We will kiss and kiss and have sex for weeks. And our food source would be each others fluids and we would suck each others privates and we would cum all over the walls and bed. The apartment would be stained white form all the sperm everywhere. I remain a virgin just for Lopunny. After 2 months I would be her sex slave and let her play with me for hours. She would bonce on my cock and kick my face and suffocate me with her massive thighs.
I love you Lopunny

That is my Lopunny copypasta. I'm thinking about making one for She-Venom

“My God, my God, why have you forsaken us! Why are you so far from saving us, from the words of our groaning? O my God, we cry by day, but you do not answer, and by night, but we find no rest.“

Nope. It's this: (make sure nobody's reading over you're shoulder for this)