THE CONSERVATIVE’S BILL OF RIGHTS! Welcome to the GOP!
You can now enjoy:
the right to cheat and lie.
the right to claim that
“both sides" do it.
the right to hypocrisy as a
way of life.
the right to racism.
the right to gerrymander
and suppress voters.
the right to use religion as an
excuse for discrimination.
the right to hijack the judiciary.
the right to mortgage
everyone's future.
the right to commit treason.
the right to remain ignorant! WELL. NOW I SEE WHY
WE KEEP IT DOWN HERE.
