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Vegans can’t eat anything

Vegans can’t eat anything | Vegans can’t eat meat; They can’t eat animal products; They can’t eat anything once-living; So in reality, they can only eat rocks | image tagged in memes,gru's plan,vegan | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1,872 views 17 upvotes Made by Bestpal2009 1 year ago in fun
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In that case they should be known as roktavores
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but in fact, our whole universe was in a hot, dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait, the earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool,neanderthals developed tools we built a wall (we built the pyramids) math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,that all started with the big bang (bang),therefore, rocks are made out of what humans are made of, therefore, vegans are breatharians.
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Repeat that in English, please
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summary: vegetable eaters actually eat air
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Vegans can’t eat meat; They can’t eat animal products; They can’t eat anything once-living; So in reality, they can only eat rocks