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Dick's Sporting Goods store

Dick's Sporting Goods store | DICKS ARE SO CUTE OMG(⁄ ⁄•⁄Ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ WHEN YOU HOLD ONE IN YOUR HAND AND IT STARTS TWITCHING ITS LIKE ITS NUZZLING YOU(/Ω\) OR WHEN THEY PERK UP AND LOOK AT YOU LIKE" OWO NYA? :3C" HEHE ~ P**IS-KUN IS HAPPY TO SEE ME!!(^ワ^) AND THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER IS WHEN SPERM-SAMA COMES OUT BUT THEYRE RLLY SHY SO U HAVE TO WORK HARD!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ BUT WHEN P**IS-KUN AND SPERM-SAMA MEET AND THEYRE BLUSHING AND ALL LIKE "UWAAA~!" (ノ´ヮ´)ノ*: ・゚HEHEHE~P**IS-KUN IS SO ADORABLE (●´Д`●)・:*:・ | image tagged in dick's sporting goods store | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Sandy is my queen. Her tight squirrel body is so sexy I can't even think of it without coming. I haven't lost my virginity in 24 years of life because I can only lose it to her. One day I'm going to meet her and she'll become my owner. She'll keep me in a cage and let me out only to have sex. I can't even imagine. She would take me out of my cage and tie me to a table. She'd talk dirty to me in her sexy goofy voice. I'd have already come at that point and she would shit in my mouth as a punishment. "Do you like it, loser?", she'd taunt me as I almost choke in her godly brownies. After emptying her bowel into my throat she'd cut off my limbs and put them into a blender and make a smoothie. She'd force me to drink my mortal flesh while stroking my firetruck-red cock. I'd come with such force that my cum would turn into plasma. She'd bite my balls with her sexy squirrel teeth as a punisment for coming too quickly. Then she'd bandage my bloody stumps and put me in a baby cradle, treating me like her own squirrel baby. "Aww, you're so cute. Want some mommy milk, my love?" She'd make her breast milk my only source of food. I would not be able to resist anything she'd do to me because I'm limbless. I would become her live sex toy. After a day of loving she'd put me in the cradle, kiss me on the forehead, and say "Goodnight, sweetie." I'd sleep well, knowing that tomorrow I would get to serve her again, be her slave, be her pet.
I love you Sandy.

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DICKS ARE SO CUTE OMG(⁄ ⁄•⁄Ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ WHEN YOU HOLD ONE IN YOUR HAND AND IT STARTS TWITCHING ITS LIKE ITS NUZZLING YOU(/Ω\) OR WHEN THEY PERK UP AND LOOK AT YOU LIKE" OWO NYA? :3C" HEHE ~ P**IS-KUN IS HAPPY TO SEE ME!!(^ワ^) AND THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER IS WHEN SPERM-SAMA COMES OUT BUT THEYRE RLLY SHY SO U HAVE TO WORK HARD!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ BUT WHEN P**IS-KUN AND SPERM-SAMA MEET AND THEYRE BLUSHING AND ALL LIKE "UWAAA~!" (ノ´ヮ´)ノ*: ・゚HEHEHE~P**IS-KUN IS SO ADORABLE (●´Д`●)・:*:・