yk i used to be kinda insecure abt my nose but i like it now bc it doesn’t look like my mom’s

lol

Irish mf

i mean my grampa on my mom’s side used to say our family was super irish but no one really believed him or tested that theory
but now he has alzheimers so he thinks he’s 20 and is very upset that he’s not allowed to go on his boat to catch marlins and swordfish anymore

They played you like a f**king bassoon

:0 that’s the first time i’ve seen you swear

irish

you thought the same thing too?

Wait I think she has a "random people play tic-tac-toe on her forehead" fetish

😭