O h - well then-

You’re f**ked, Kenny’s gonna get run over by a bus before he can save you.

Exactly.

Or he’s gonna save you but then you both get run over

Or the second he saves me he's gonna get squished by a falling piece of a building or something

i like kenny

Same

Im gonna be captured by peter gruffin and get saved by garfield?

Griffin*

So I get kidnapped by a mythical arcade game and saved by my W.I.P TV Head OC?

KENNY WHAT ARE YOU DOING GET OUT OF HERE

I'm getting kidnapped by a super deep fried version of Ben McKee and I'm getting saved by my OC Oliver?