I meaaaaaaaaaannnnnn...

sir, he'd pretend to love you, steal your kidneys, and run-

Not if I force him to love me ^w^

he'd just kill you-

NAH BRUAH HES A LONELY NINETEEN YEAR OLD WHO PROBABLY HAS BEEN LONELY SINCE 2013

this is my friend, back off-

HISSSS

bruh-

*laughs in immortal being*

how come you get to be immortal???

:)

I’m sorry, sir, but
GIVE ME HIM HE IS 𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀

I would use this template but I can’t decide which husbando I want to use for it

Dream after seeing all the "Dreamsexual" posts after his face reveal

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Ayo?

NO MORE DREAM JOKES

That one wasn't cursed enough?

No, Eyeless jack and dream are not alike

I know, but they look somewhat similar

"Similer"

Ofc I'm joking around

Lol

But what if it was reality? /j