fact book

STOP WATCHING MEMES SON GET TO THE BRIEFCASE

Original temple the “facts book”

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(Seriously, I have no idea. Sorry)

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(A close up of a blue bell is shown, with a matching light above it. The alarm goes off and the bell starts to ring. A voice is heard.)
ADMINISTRATOR: "INTRUDER ALERT! RED SPY IS IN THE BASE!"
(A man wearing a helmet in blue looks up at the big screen in shock, seeing the problem that caused this alarm.)
SOLDIER: "A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE!?"
(The Soldier runs from the screen, and grabs a shotgun from the wall. He runs down a flight of stairs. He hears instructions from the voice in the air.)
ADMINISTRATOR: "PROTECT THE BREIFCASE!"
SOLDIER: "WE NEED TO PROTECT THE BREFCASE!"
(The Soldier rounds a corner and sees another man in blue, not wearing a helmet, but a hat. He was a Scout, trying to open a door to the important Intelligence.)
SCOUT: "A little help here!?"
(The Soldier runs to help the Scout.)
SOLDIER: "Alright, alright. I got this. Stand back son."
(He pushes the Scout to the side and stood infront of the door, attempting to put the code in.)
SOLDIER: "Uhh... 1, 1, 1, uh, 1!"
(The Scout stands impatiently, waiting for the Soldier to finish putting in the code. The Soldier looks around waiting for the code to work.)
SCOUT: "LETS GO, LETS GO!"
(The door was slowly opening, and both the Soldier and Scout were waiting for it to open. Then a larger and taller man in blue runs toward them in a hurry, carrying a minigun. It was a Heavy.)
HEAVY: "INCOMING!"
(They all scream as the Heavy pushes them all through the slowly opening door, breaking it and flinging the Soldier and Scout across the room. The Soldier falls onto the floor as they are all still screaming. The Scout also falls across the room, but picks himself up on the table, and they all slowly stop screaming.)
SCOUT: "Hey it's still here!"
(A slim man in a blue tux, wearing a matching ski mask and carrying a body. The Spy.)
SPY: "Gentleman."
(MEET THE SPY)
(The Spy adjusts the body on his shoulder and walks into the room, looking around at the chaos that was happening a few seconds before.)
SPY: "I see the briefcase is safe."
SOLDIER: "Safe and sound!"
SCOUT: "Yeah it is!"
(The Soldier uprights himself on the table.)
SPY: "Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a red spy on the way here?"
(No one responds as the blue Spy looks around.)
SPY: "No? Then we still have a problem."
(He slams the body on his shoulder onto the table, showing a butterfly knife stabed into the bodys back.)
SOLDIER: "And a knife."
SCOUT: "Oooh, big problem!"

(The Scout takes the knife from the body and starts to twirl it around.)
SCOUT: "I've killed plenty of spies! The dime a dozen, backstabbing scumbag, like you!"
(As the Scout twirls the knife around, he cuts himself by accident.)
SCOUT: "Ow! No offense."
(The Scout starts sucking on the spot where he cut himself, as the Spy takes the knife from the table, successfully twirling it in his hand before closing it and handing it back to the Scout.)
SPY: "If you managed to kill them I assure you they were not like me, and nothing... Nothing like the man loose in this building!"
(The Spy walks away from the table and toward a map, as everyone watches him.)
SCOUT: "What're you? President of his fan club?"
(The Scout laughs, along with a side laugh from the Soldier. The Spy turns around and looks at the group, before showing he has a folder.)
SPY: No... That would be your mother!"
(The Spy slams down the file onto the table, and pictures slide out, showing photographic evidence of the Scouts mother, with the Red Spy. The Scout is stunned and the Soldier and Heavy look at the pictures that were placed on the table.)
SPY: Indeed. And now he's here to F**k us! So listen up boy! Or pornography starring your mother will be the 2nd worst thing that happens to you to today."
(The Scout gets mad at the Spy as the Spy starts to smoke a cigarette. Meanwhile the Heavy and Soldier pick up the photos placed on the table and look at them closer. The Heavy shows Soldier a certain picture and the Soldier gasps. The Scout turns to the Heavy and Soldier and grabs the photos from their hands."
SCOUT: "Give me that!"
(The Spy blows out a puff of smoke and slowly stops walking.)
SPY: "The Spy has already breached our defenses."
(A flashback starts to play. The Red Spy is running, and stops at a corner, holding a revolver and peeking around the corner. He starts to run again, toward a Man wearing a construction helmet, wearing a blue shirt with blueish overalls.. A Blue Engineer and a Sentry gun. The Spy slides an Electro-Sapper at the Sentry, and the sentry powers down. The Engineer gasps and turns toward the Spy.)
ENGINEER: "SENTRY DOWN!"
(The Engineer trys to pull out a pistol to shoot the Spy, but the Spy shoots the Engineer on the door behind him. The door swings open with the force of the Enginers corpse, as the Red Spy steps through and starts to shoot more.)

BLUE SPY: "To see what he's done to our colleagues!"
(Another flashback to a man, in a brown vest with a blue shirt and baggy brownish-black pants, holding a sniper and looking out a borded-up window. A Sniper. The Sniper turns around and sees the Spy trying to backstab him. He uses his sniper to try to shove the Red Spy backwards, but he instead was shoved into the borded-up window. The Sniper grunts and grabs his kukri [A type of knife that looks like a machete] and trys to swipe at the Spy. The Spy dodges his attack twice. The Spy swipes at the Snipers face and is able to cut his cheek with the butterfly knife. The Sniper feels the cut for a few split seconds as the Red Spy uppercuts him and slices him twice. Then the Red Spy finally stabbes the Sniper and the Sniper falls over the railing and screams. The Red Spy wipes his gloved hand on his suit and walks away)
SPY: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us!"
([Ha ha! Another flashback! And its a guy wearing blue! I'm getting tired of this but it needs to be in detail] The Red Spy dodges an attack from a man wearing a white coat with a white button-up shirt with a blue tie. A Medic. The Medic swipes at the Spy with a bonesaw, but misses and gets his arm trapped with the Spys. The Spy breaks the Medics arm and cloaks, turning into the Medic. The real Medic looks at the fake Medic in awe and fear, as the fake Medic kills the real one, and takes his glasses to blend in.)
SPY: "He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be-"
(The Blue Spys head explodes as the Soldier reloads his shotgun and looks triumphant at his kill.)
SCOUT: "WOAH WOAH WOAH!"
HEAVY: " OH!"
(The Soldier turns his head toward the Scout and Heavy.)
SOLDIER: "What? It was obvious! He's the Red Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now!"
(The Heavy and Soldier look over the dead Spys body.)
SOLDIER: Any second now...
(He pokes at the foot of the dead Spy and waits.)
SOLDIER: "See red! No wait, thats blood."
(The Scout look around as the Heavy looks at the Soldier.)
HEAVY: So, we still got problem.
(The Scout pulls out the Butterfly knife and twirls it around and opens it.)
SOLDIER: "Big problem. Alright, whos ready to go find a Spy?"
(The Red spy decloaks behind the Soldier and Heavy and holds up the knife.)
RED SPY: "Right behind you."
(The Scene closes with the title screen and music as the stabbing and screaming of the Blue Soldier and Heavy are heard in the background.)

(The Red Spy shoves aside the pictures only him and the Blu [forgot to abbreviate the blu in the last parts and I am so mad!] Scouts mother, and picks up one of them holding hands.)
RED SPY: "Ah, ma petit fleur" (or something like that)

I wrote so much. I made this in the past for my friend and now I found a good way to put it to use. If you made it here, congrats 👏, you get your teleporting bread privileges back for 2 days, because you know what happens with three. Anyway! Good luck!