GUYS.

Also the fact that Zeus actually saw a feminine looking greek king and literally went "imma f**k that ass" and went so ham the Zeus had to give him a kid

didnt he also bang a cow

Yep

r/SuddenlyGay

Very

Who knows? Maybe the king enjoyed getting pounded by Zeus!

Zeus is a cheating bastard with no respect, hades on the other hand...

Yeah uhh umm sorry

posiden made my brain rot

Lol

Is also a cheating bastard

Hades did not make any of his extramarital affairs a secret. Typically, his affairs would not bother Persephone, but when Minthe arrogantly bragged that she was more beautiful than Persephone and that she would win Hades back, Persephone took revenge. Persephone turned Minthe into what we know today as the mint plant.

Oh is that what percy jackson said nah hades f**ked like three priestess now Apollo he was never married and was considered a :un bound god

But Zeus was the worst with that shit though

No posiden was he had wayyyyy more kids like all greek philosophy agrees that posiden had m9re demi and nature spirit children

Oh helm gnaw

isnt pegasus one of poseidon's sons?

Real

Lol

Paltos wrote "the king hired 10 advisors to take care of his kingdom for 7 days, however the king was confronted by the might of Zeus and had to pay for the advisors for 8 days, suddenly a widow showed up at the kings castle and offered her son as a prince for the king"

After care, man ist important

Yes

Common Apollo W

Don't worry my fake dad's got us covered!

Nice!
If only the mod team was more trans-friendly though.

Apollo is so great. But I hate him so very much for inventing dysphoria. LIKE BRO I JUST WANNA BE COMFORTABLE WITH MY BODY 😭

i literally worship him daily

That’s whree the “Appolo si is gront” prat comse ni

*where the “Apoolo is so gret

AAAH my brother messed with my phone a put a filter where everything is misspelled

The bond’s name, James name.
Bond name’s the James.
Bames Nond’s having a stronk, call a bondulance

I took off the filter, I meant to say “that’s where the ‘Apollo is so great’ part comes in.

https://imgflip.com/m/ApolloWorphippers

LMFAO