this is hilarious, from a memeing perspective, but please nobody actually do this irl.
i’ve received a call from a friend past midnight and she was trying to kill herself and I had to talk her out of it and it was horrible. she didn’t end up doing it, but it was still one of the most traumatic things in my life.
be nice to the people who do that everyday. it’s hard.
tldr: this is funny but don’t do this