FRIENDS, NEIGHBORS, LADIES, GENTLEMEN, IF YA FEELIN UNDERPOWERED I'LL HELP YOU MAKE AMENDS. STICK YOUR WEAPON IN THE SLOT, AND LET IT CHANGE YOUR LUCK. ALOT OF THINGS ARE GUARANTEED BUT I PROMISE THIS WON'T SUCK. PUNCH YOUR FITS INTO THE AIR AND RAISE A REBEL YELL! THERE'S LOTSA BADDUNS OUT THERE YOU NEED TO SEND TO HELL. WITH PACK A PUNCH YOU'LL HAVE A HUNCH, YOUR PROBLEMS WILL BE GONE! AND WHILE YOU PUT YOURSELF TO WORK SING A COUNTRY-WESTERN SONG. PACK A PUNCH! (EVERYBODY!) PACK A PUNCH! (YEEHAW!)