Onan: Speaking of food, I tried to make a grilled cheese sandwich earlier this morning. And let me tell you, I'm pretty sure I invented a new food group: burnt cheese. It was so bad, even the dog wouldn't eat it. And that's saying something, because my dog once ate a shoe. I didn't know you could burn cheese that bad, like seriously. Let's see, what's in the news tonight... ah. It looks like the mayor of MSMG City, Gudy Ruliani, is wasting no time in making a name for himself. I mean, he's only two days into his second term and he's already got the whole steam talking about him. That's impressive. Apparently, Mayor Ruliani passed a controversial law that's got people up in arms. I won't get into the specifics of the law, but let's just say it's so divisive that even the MSMG Congress can agree on one thing: they have no idea what to do about it. *laughter* But hey, if you ask me, Mayor Ruliani is just following in the footsteps of some of our great leaders. You know, like Nar, who once said "I am not a crook." Or uh, what's his name... I forgot but you know, that one owner who famously misspelled "potato." *laughter*