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0 ups, 2y,
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@daniels
[deleted] M
0 ups, 2y,
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Imma spam that at him lmao
0 ups, 2y,
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nah dont he will make u mad
[deleted] M
0 ups, 2y,
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he don't do shit
0 ups, 2y
he can
0 ups, 2y,
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Literally you
[deleted] M
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who are you | image tagged in who are you | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
0 ups, 2y,
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You literally joined 7 months ago
Invalidated
[deleted] M
0 ups, 2y,
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is your point that I gained 100+ followers in the span in 7 months?
0 ups, 2y,
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I have more followers than you ever will 💀
[deleted] M
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I have more bitches than you ever will
0 ups, 2y,
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Online? Maybe. Offline? Probably not.
0 ups, 2y,
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Uh hello
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his bitchass deleted
you're several hours too late
0 ups, 2y,
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My power went out
0 ups, 2y
L bozo
[deleted] M
0 ups, 2y,
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I used to date 3 girls I knew irl
0 ups, 2y,
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Used to.
[deleted] M
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I was the one who left them XD
and please enlighten me on how many girls you pulled
1 up, 2y
If you left them, that essentially proves that you're worse than your supposed current gf might think, unless they weren't very good people.
Also, why would I want to pull girls? I don't want another person to think about me every day. I don't want kids in the future. Sure, I may be male, but that doesn't mean that I want to pull girls. I don't want to take care of people and pay for things that they won't even use in a few years. Plus, I'm usually bad at making decisions. An example is my decision to have a conversation with someone such as you, on a topic I know next to nothing about, the topic being women.
[deleted] M
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that's why sports are fun
0 ups, 2y
You basically just said that getting your bones broken is fun. If you think that, then try jumping off a cliff.
[deleted] M
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there's no way bro just said that 💀
0 ups, 2y
Sports, on a basic level, is literally just kicking, hitting and throwing balls around in an attempt to get them somewhere. What's even the point?
[deleted] M
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I'm not sending you pictures of my gf, because your crusty ass is gonna jack off
but here is her profile https://imgflip.com/user/His_Beauty
1 up, 2y
Why would I jack off to someone whose face probably looks like a police sketch?
[deleted] M
0 ups, 2y,
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then stop annoying me
0 ups, 2y
Why do you not just block me? It's as easy as going to my profile and clicking the red button that says "Block".
[deleted] M
0 ups, 2y
also, answer my question
how many girls have you pulled?
[deleted] M
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you ain't on my f**king level
0 ups, 2y
That sounds like something a narcissist would say.
[deleted] M
0 ups, 2y
mf you probably look crustier than deepfried potatoes
[deleted] M
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and that's it, nobody f**king insults my gf
I don't know who the f**k you think you are, but stop trying to pretend that you're some tough guy. I know you're some depressed ass bitch who feels insecure for himself
0 ups, 2y
What, are you gonna pull up my home address and come beat me to a pulp because I insulted your stubby little gnome girl with a police sketch for face and sticks for limbs? I've never pretended to be tough, and I never will. I have the ability to take a few jokes and simple insults, unlike you.
[deleted] M
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that's why it's a CONTACT SPORT
dumbass XD
0 ups, 2y
What, do you expect me to know stuff about something I don't even care about, like sports? Do you expect me to know what a contact sport is or what head-top means?
[deleted] M
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because I'm not a bitch
0 ups, 2y
You're only inconveniencing yourself by not taking a few seconds to block me.
[deleted] M
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to go from hs, to college, to the nfl and make money.
0 ups, 2y
You could do something else to get money, like HELPING PEOPLE.
Ever heard of a doctor? Instead of HURTING people for money, why not HELP them?
[deleted] M
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just because I have a little self confidence?
0 ups, 2y
Thinking that you're above others, as far as I know, is narcissistic.
Just because someone doesn't play sports doesn't mean that they're worse than you, it just means that they have different interests.
Like, I prefer to play video games because I don't want someone to break my arm while I try to catch a ball, or get slammed in the face by a ball moving at about 50 MPH.
[deleted] M
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I could head-top your ass in a 1on1
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You don't know that as a fact.
If I were to bring a gun to a 1v1 with you, I could shoot you once and I'd win because you'd die in seconds.
[deleted] M
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tell me, do you play any sports?
what's your bench?
0 ups, 2y
I don't play any sports. The closest thing I do to playing sports is playing video games.
[deleted] M
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how would you know? you play COD all day 💀
0 ups, 2y
I don't know anything about COD.
I don't play online FPS games. I don't really like them. But I have beat several games which are considered very difficult, which is probably harder than kicking a ball really hard or throwing a ball really far.
[deleted] M
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mhm, more bitches than your or soul_the_bitch will ever have
0 ups, 2y
You said you HAVE more bitches than he ever will. That doesn't mean they didn't leave your stupid ass for someone better.
[deleted] M
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and I currently have a gf, and I am proud to say that she is hot
0 ups, 2y
Show proof.
[deleted] M
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that's called the pussy way out 💀
0 ups, 2y
At least my bones aren't at risk of being broken fairly often. I bet your dad's had to pay a LOT of money because of you.
I have something called intelligence. You don't seem to have it, because you seem to consider breaking peoples' ribs to stop them from catching a ball FUN. If I ever play sports, I'll probably do tennis.
[deleted] M
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you can't talk to me XD
video games aren't f**king sports
0 ups, 2y
I know that video games aren't sports.
Also, the former is actually false information, as we're having a conversation right now.
[deleted] M
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shit, I forgor that you don't know what that is
so, self confidence is something you get when you get your crusty ass in the shower and wash
0 ups, 2y
I've done that lots of times, but I'm not very self confident. So, you appear to be spreading misinformation, and you're reusing the same basic insult repeatedly. At the very least, once I start a game, I'm guaranteed to eventually get a high win streak, unlike you. I bet you couldn't get a higher win streak than 2.
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