INT. GRIFFIN HOUSE - DAY
Beter is sitting on the couch, flipping through TV channels. Clois walks in.
Clois: "Beter, what are you doing?"
Beter: "Just watching TV, Clois. Nothing much."
Clois: "Well, we need to talk about something important."
Beter: "Okay, shoot."
Clois: "Chewie's birthday is coming up, and I want to plan a big party for him. I was thinking we could have it at the park and invite all his friends."
Beter: "That's a great idea, Clois. I'll invite all the guys from the bar, and we can make it a big bash."
Clois: "No, Beter. I was thinking of something more low-key. Just close family and friends."
Beter: "Oh, okay. But can we at least have some beer?"
Clois: "No, Beter. It's a kids' party."
Beter: "Fine, fine. I'll behave."
Later that day, at the park...
The Riffins and their guests are enjoying the party. Chewie is opening presents, and everyone is having a good time.
Beter: "Hey, Chewie, I got you something special."
Beter hands Chewie a wrapped present.
Chewie: "Oh, how lovely. What could it be?"
Chewie unwraps the present to reveal a toy gun.
Chewie: "A gun? How delightful! I've been wanting one of these for ages."
Clois: "Beter, what are you thinking? Giving a gun to a baby?"
Rianb: *incomprehensible atheist blabber*
Beter: "Relax, Clois. It's just a toy."
Suddenly, a group of robbers appears out of nowhere and begins robbing everyone at the party.
Robber #1: "Hand over your wallets and jewelry, or else!"
Chewie: "Not so fast, criminals. I have a weapon of my own."
Chewie pulls out his toy gun and points it at the robbers.
Robber #2: "What is that, a toy gun? We're not afraid of that."
Chewie: "Oh, really? You should be."
Chewie fires the toy gun, and a laser beam shoots out, hitting the robbers and sending them flying.
Robber #1: "What the hell? That's not a toy gun!"
Robber #2: "Run for it!"
The robbers flee, and the Riffins and their guests are left unharmed.
Beter: "Chewie, that was amazing! You saved the day."
Clois: "Beter, I can't believe you gave him a toy gun."
Chewie: "Relax, mother. I'm just a baby. What could I possibly do with a real gun?"
The Riffins and their guests laugh as the episode ends.
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