I’m in Ucn, and have the most boring function. You’ll have to excuse me as I cry..

Listen whilst I tell you a story

I was about to ask what the story was until I realized I was a complete dumbass and that’s Candy Cadet’s line

I just woke up my cat laughing

Poor cat D:

They're already back asleep

Your cat is a they/them- one half of me is confused as hell the other one is screaming “SLAYYY?

they're a rescue that was already neutered so we have no clue the gender.

Huh