WHAT
IF. . . ? "THE SECRET TRUMP BABY"; What if 44 years 5 months and 20
days ago, Ron Desantis was born
in secret as Trump's own child?
Consider these facts:; 1. DESANTIS IS EXACTLY 44 YEARS
5 MONTHS AND 20 DAYS OLD!
2. TRUMP TREATS HIM LIKE SHIT.
3. BOTH MEN ARE MORONS.
4. TRUMP HAS NEVER DEMANDED
RON'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE. Thanks to sophisticated genetic
analysis technology, we don't
have to wonder . . .
