The complete hypocrisy

One time some Jehovah Witness creeps showed up at my door. I didn't know who they were at first. I opened the door and they had the Jehovah Witness logo on their shirts. They said "Hello, have you found Jesus?" I told them to go away and locked the door

Not a satanist but I'd be like, "Yeah I know about Jesus, can I talk to you about Satan?" just to get their reaction

Or force you to go to Christian School even if you are an adult like a nazi concentration camp I thought the whole point was to be accepting and forgiving *facepalms* I've read the all versions of the bible even the chapter they tried to bury and no where does it say anything about 75% of what they judge you for

I've barely read it lol. I just believe that the justification for a big man in the sky is all made up

I was regrettably baptized as a baby.

I'm sorry

I don’t try to force my beliefs on my grandma. But she continually sends me texts saying “Jesus loves you” and stuff like like, it’s annoying

Someone reported my joke 😒. Anyways, just ignore her. If it gets too bad tell her to stop, and respect your beliefs. Use a quote from the bible against her. For example "He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her."

It’s actually lighten up a bit since. But there is still and occasional hint to Jesus every once and awhile.

That's good.

Fr