fictional bang

your girlfriend

Fun stream reply

but still

optimus prime

i honestly f**king hate you

i honestly f**king hate me too

y

because i want to hear him moan "autobots, roll out" while i nut in his robo-ass so much it rusts all of his joints and machinery /j

... ok

How would that even work

Uh....

Gee, I don't know...

...

Hey, I don't simp easily ok? Cut me some slack

cap

Well all the fictional females are always either
a) narcissict idiots that think they're better but are actually pathetic
b) We barely get to know the character
c) different species or so genetically modified I'm not even sure if she can even technically be called a human (I am NOT smashing an alien)

I agree

Alright I thought of one...Black Cat

The Black Cat from Spectacular Spider-man

now I know

who?

Bro just google it I'm too lazy rn

From the Spectacular Spider-man show. The least sexualized version of Black Cat

image?

And besides to me the only hot thing about her is her personality.

you aint slick

yes I am

Either he's slick or I'm blind