these dinosaur birds are actually the most dangerous bird in the world. There talons are so sharp that they can rip your stomach

humans:

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if you see this thing, run for your life because it WILL kill you brutally

Don’t run. Back away slowly holding something between you and the bird and try to appear non threatening. Also they can swim better then you can

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But actually this is very useful information to know, thank you.

Yes

Cute

yeah until it cuts your stomach open

can rip your stomach open

aw i want one

naw this thing is going to gut you

no

Magpies would like to join the party.