So I was at a playplace called "dinosaur land" or some shit with my uncle and my little cousins (2 and 4) and I was leaving when a guy in a wheelchair came and was talking to another guy and said "I'M GONNA KILL MY SSLF BECAUSE A BIG TITTY BITCH WON'T SUCK MY DICK" and my uncle said "whoa" and then the wheelchair guy said "AND I'M GONNA GET A SHOTGUN AND SHOOT MY HEAD OFF BECAUSE A BIG TITTY BITCH WON'T GIVE ME HEAD" and then my uncle said "Okay let's go" and loaded us into the car and took us home